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| Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'. (Steven Wright) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. (George Carlin) | [▲] | [▼] |
| All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. (George Harrison) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. (Bob Hope) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. (Moe - The Simpsons) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. (Anthony Powell) | [▲] | [▼] |
| If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. (Euripides) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Age is a high price to pay for maturity. (Tom Stoppard) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. (J. P. Sears) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. (C.E.M. Joad) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. (John P. Grier) | [▲] | [▼] |
| A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Frost) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. (Phyllis Diller) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age. (Richard Armour) | [▲] | [▼] |
| To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. (Bernard Baruch) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. (Cora Harvey Armstrong) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. (Robert Orben) | [▲] | [▼] |
| There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know. (Lewis Carroll) | [▲] | [▼] |