Here you can see the worst birthday quotes in our database that have been rated by visitors to this site.
| No. | Quote |
| 1. | Every man over forty is a scoundrel. (George Bernard Shaw) |
| 2. | You make my day! (Freeman) |
| 3. | Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. (Plautus) |
| 4. | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Frost) |
| 5. | Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed. (Edward Young) |
| 6. | Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. (Anthony Powell) |
| 7. | What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. (Voltaire) |
| 8. | The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others. (Marcus Cato) |
| 9. | Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. (Cora Harvey Armstrong) |
| 10. | The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary. (Arthur Schopenhauer) |
| 11. | Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. (Caryn Leschen) |
| 12. | After 30, a body has a mind of its own. (Bette Midler) |
| 13. | The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. (Robert Orben) |
| 14. | If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. (Euripides) |
| 15. | From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye. (William Butler Yeats) |
| 16. | Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. (J. P. Sears) |
| 17. | I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. (George Carlin) |
| 18. | Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. (Bob Hope) |
| 19. | Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'. (Steven Wright) |
| 20. | There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know. (Lewis Carroll) |
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